esmaspäev, 8. september 2008

Halvim poster ever?


Sama saaks küsida muidugi filmi Bangkok Dangerous (2008) enda kohta, aga see selleks. Leidsin selle posteri analüüsi Empire ajakirjast. Panin numbrid ise posterile juurde, sest kõike asju ei leiagi internetist... Trükkisin ka selle juurde käinud teksti:

We can't stop staring at the one-sheet for Nicolas Cage's new hitman film - and not in a good way...

1. THE HAIR
Cage has borrowed Tom Hanks' straggly mullet from The Da Vinci Code. Give it back, Nic.
2. THE EXPRESSION
Goes for "Badass Scowl". Achieves "Straining To Remember If There's Milk In The Fridge".
3. THE ARM
Now things get really strange. Is he looking for his wallet? Is he making fart noises with his armpit? And if he's doing either, WHY?
4. THE BULLET HOLES
We've no idea why, but apparently Cage is being shot at while stuck in a glass case. Possibly a glass case of emotion.
5. THE HAND
Judging by the missing gun, Cage faces his deadliest foe yet... Mr. Photoshop!
6. THE FIRE
Adding to our hero's woes, he's waist-deep in molten lava. Just how dangerous is Bangkok?



Kohe väga väga veider poster indeed. Koomiks on Theater Hopper lehelt.
spill.com tüübid viskavad allolevas review's muuhulgas nalja kurikuulsa Cage soengu üle... :D

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